Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Fishing, guests, chickens, and life in general.





I’ve had an odd question from several of you so I figure I better answer. The question is what do I wear every day? Well I’ve made it easy on myself. I wear a bathing suit and muscle tee and nothing on my feet. At night I wear a pair of cotton athletic shorts. On days when I go into Dangriga or Belmopan I take may take a pair of flip flops but wear them less than ½ the trips. I’ve been to the U.S. Embassy in bathing suit and barefoot twice and no one has said a word. It’s too hot to wear much more than I do and I never know when I’ll end up in the water so I’m always prepared. My pockets are always empty too because of that and I have to remember to take money with me when I leave the property. I’ve been caught short in the grocery stores more than once with no cash because I forgot to load my pockets. Most times I don’t even have ID on me. You don’t have to carry your passport here so mine is always locked away with my wallet. I did wear a pair of shorts and a Hawaiian shirt (I even wore underwear!) for Luke & Jen’s beach wedding. Other than that my normal clothes are put away until I leave for the states because I DON”T NEED THEM!!! I like to live as simply as possible because I’m retired and I want to do as little work, and laundry, as possible. Anyway, its “no shirt, no shoes, no problem” most everywhere in Belize.

We had 2 more guests this week that we didn’t want to leave. Mark is from Douglasville GA who is a retired merchant seaman formerly of the Military Sealift Command and a former monk trainee (he never took his final vows. His friend James lives in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and they’ve known each other for 35 years. Mark has joined the ranks of the Hopkins Fishing Club on Facebook and is a fly fisherman. He ventured out to the lagoon with me at 4:30am one morning to try his hand and caught a needlefish, actually foul hooked it in the stomach. But we recorded it as a catch none the less. I foul hooked a tiny snapper too just to make him feel better. On our reef trip he caught 2 more fish…by the mouth. Mark is looking to make his retirement home here in Belize and I hope it’s here in Hopkins. We can never have too many fishing buddies!!! Plus he’s a trained chef and we’ve been putting his skills to the test and he’s passed admirably. Coconut curried barracuda, stuffed peppers (my request) and several other entrees and veggie dishes have delighted out palettes! We’re going to steal his passport so he can’t leave! They did stay 9 days and I think thoroughly enjoyed it. But we were talking about all the people that had passed though Kismet that we didn’t want to leave but decided that, had they not left, we wouldn’t have met the next bunch we wanted to stay because Kismet would have been full up. So we decided its good they leave but that they come back again very soon, when there is a room available for them again.

Frank left us on Wednesday 4/5 to head home for Norway so we had to get in one more reef fishing adventure before he left. Our crew consisted of Frank, Mark, James, Conan, Tricia, Elvis, and me. Patrick, our regular guide, wasn’t available so Tricia hired Johnny Bosco (his nickname is “Johnny Bosco scumbag who can fish”). Tricia assured us he caught fish when no one else could catch them so we hired him. Well we added another adjective to his nickname today and (please I don’t mean to offend anyone) “STUPID”. I thought we’d been with the worst boat captains in the past but Johnny was a new low. We had dropped Conan (to spearfish), Mark (to fly fish), and James (to snorkel) at Bread&Butter Caye and headed off to find bait and then troll. Well we never found any bait (strike 1 for our new guide) and as we wrapped up our search Johnny gunned the engine and turned left (strike 2 and 3 because he did it 2ce that day). I was standing on one of the seats casting a lure at the time. The abrupt start and turn threw me over the seat, crashing in to Tricia who was sitting in the next seat up and my momentum crushed her against the side of the boat and pounded her right side ribs against the boat railing. WELLL I let him have it! He apologized but he certainly didn’t understand what could have happened had I not been able to soften the blow of my 225lbs crashing into Tricia. Anyway… Frank and I trolled with some of my new lures. I caught 3 small barracuda in different spots, all of them while we were looking for bait. We did get several hits while trolling but landed none. We bottom fished in about 100 feet of water for a couple hours and filed our cooler with Grunts, Jimmy Hine grouper, Rockfish (also a grouper) and a few other types. We had a lot of fun fishing though and the others enjoyed their adventures. Mark caught a couple of small snappers that sounded like keepers but he threw them back. At least he caught something though. When we got back to Kismet we were sitting in the kitchen with cold drinks and Mark told me that I taught him something. That turned out to be that he needed to buy spinning gear like mine because of the windy conditions, which made fly fishing hard to do. I told him he needed both because it’s been unusually windy the past few days and he’ll really enjoy his fly fishing when they calm down. We did manage to go back out on Tuesday 4/12 with Patrick though. Our group consisted of Karl (Sweden) and his red-headed traveling companion Kelly (Australia), Conan, and me. Tricia was a bit under the weather so she stayed home. I got a small cuda trolling while the others snorkeled and dove off Bread& Butter. Conan was able to rent 2 tanks but had immediate O-ring problems so spent most of his time snorkeling. He speared a few small fish of various kinds. After a few hours of trolling, and losing bait to small fish, we picked everyone else up for some bottom fishing. Kelly is the only one who caught fish, a small grouper and a small snapper. We did catch enough for dinner though. Karl, Kelly and I hit the lagoon on Wednesday night (4/13) and we each caught a fish, Karl’s first in Belize. He caught a dogtooth snapper and Kelly and I each caught a catfish. It’s a free dinner for Conan. We have another reef trip scheduled for Thursday 4/14 with 2 new guests from San Francisco, a father and son team.

I mentioned that Frank left on 4/5. More on that now. Tricia decided she was going to take a few days holiday and travel with him. Since Frank was flying out of Cancun for Oslo they decided to spend a few days in Playa Del Carmen. Tricia was in need of more REAL tequila, at a reasonable price, as well as a few other things and it’s a great place to rest and shop. It was a 14 hour bus ride from Hopkins to Playa (something I’ll find out 1st hand when I head back to Orlando in late May) but they made it safely and immediately headed for the tequila store. From her mouth to our ear it was a rather drunken day or 2 and not much shopping was actually accomplished. They are well though, had some beach time, and generally rested before they parted ways. Frank nearly missed his flight because he’d forgotten about the 1 hour time difference between Belize and Mexico. He hit the ticket counter 40 minutes prior to his flight and the flight was already closed out. An agent took pity on him and rushed him through security and he made his flight. Tricia did come home with a new glass monkey (she collects monkeys) that made the 2 day return intact. It’s sitting in a place of honor in the kitchen.

Conan made a down payment on a scuba tank compressor and 4 tanks that he hope will be ready for pick up in the next week or so. The owner is going to have it looked at and run because it’s been a long time since it was used. Hopefully everything will be fine. Now it’s time for him to settle on a boat. He has one in mind that he’s trying to contact the owner to haggle a price. We’ve looked at it twice and talked to the son and now it’s time to get busy. He’s hoping to have it all before Matt and Angie (Kismet friends from last year) get her in May 7th. If he’s successful we’ll use Conan’s boat. Keep your fingers crossed!

Tricia’s 9 chickens are all alive and doing well. They are getting big and even climbing the stairs to the porch and flying off. Bad thing is that they leave chicken poop all over the place and it’s like trying to get chewing gum off the bottoms of your feet if you aren’t careful where you step.

And, so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Oh no not again!





We celebrated St, Patrick’s Day on the 17th and Tricia’s birthday in the 18th and a great time was had by all! For St. Paddy’s Day we went to the Driftwood Bar and Pizza Shack. Oliver, the owner, is ½ Irish ½ English and his partner Denise was promising lamb stew with Guinness sauce, poached salmon, and green beer. We’ll they were out of salmon by the time we got there but the lamb stew (which is what I was going for anyway) was great. Denise gave me a free 2nd serving after I complimented her on it. Actually she said the freebee what because I was so nice because I had picked up a new set of guitar strings in Dangriga for Ollie that day. That was a pretty funny story too. When I was walking into Driftwood that afternoon Ollie came in the side door and was upset that he had just broken a 2nd string while practicing. I handed him the package with the new strings and asked if they were the right ones. Well…the look on his face and the way his eyes widened to saucer size you would think that I’d just fallen from heaven with what he needed most! I mean right when he was lamenting that he was down to 3 strings on his guitar, and was schedule to be that night’s entertainment, here was his savior! I could see in his face the question, “How did you know???” Denise had forgotten to tell him that she had asked me to pick up a new set on our morning trip. It was priceless!!! Ollie surprised us with his performance. None of us knew that he had such a nice voice. Of course he’s Irish and had a drink or 2 in him and that’s when Irishmen sing and play the best. The next night was Tricia’s celebration. Conan and I had split the cost of one if Caitlin’s delicious carrot/cream cheese icing cakes which we knew Tricia loves so much. We also gave her a bottle of wine. Normally she bales a cake for a guest’s birthday and we didn’t want her baking her own. Caitlin is the local baker and is very good. We’d gotten the same cake for her last birthday too.

Conan and I were victims again on Saturday 3/19. Actually it’s his 1st time, but my 4th, and we were REALLY upset by this one! Now we’re losing fishing equipment!!! It was all stolen out of Conan’s van. The thief got both of our new fishing rods and reels (one of the reels that Zeppi bought for me in the states) and Conan’s Hawaiian spear, a 2 ton car jack with assorted tools that he’d thrown into the case, a new fillet knife still in the package, a pack of cigarette, and a 5 pack of cigars (with only 4 in it as I’d smoked 1 of them) that Bruce has gifted me before he left. We called Choco, the Hopkins cop, to report it and have him come to take a formal report but he said he was too busy training the police explorers and would come that afternoon. Not good enough for us because we had 12 backpackers who were leaving that same morning, one of which had found the thief in his tent and several of them saw the guy in Conan’s van but thought he was sleeping in there. Anyway…late that afternoon Tricia called Chocó again and really gave him and earful about how incompetent he was and how he had promised to come and still hadn’t. A couple hours later he showed up with 2 Dangriga cops, 1 carrying an AR15 rifle (it’s a non-military version of the M16). By this time we’d found out that the thief was Elvis’s cousin Jason Pasqual, who lived in Dangriga. So we told them the story and told them who the thief was and I asked if we should report it in Dangriga since that’s where he lives. The reason that I asked that was because 2 weeks before, Tricia had seen the guy who robbed my trailer on New Year’s Eve, walking down a Dangriga street. When she reported seeing him to a cop in the Dangriga police station he said they couldn’t do anything about it because it was reported in Hopkins. I didn’t want to have that problem with this guy so I asked. We were told yes, to report it in Dangriga. We also put the word on the street that there is a reward for recovery (but didn’t specify an amount). We’ll also be biking around to look for him. If we found him we’re going to hobble him. Chocó had told us a few weeks before that it is legal for us to do that to a thief for 1) ease in identifying him (because now he’s limping) and 2) to keep him from escaping. So now we were both carrying knives and rope with us to tie him up until the cop arrives on his bicycle. If we’d seen him before making the official report we’d make him take us to the people he sold our stuff to, lying that we would set him free if he did. Once we get our stuff we’ll exact our revenge and let him know to tell his friends that what he suffered will be what anyone else coming to Kismet to steal will suffer as well. And it won’t be pretty! He will limp for the rest of his life so he that he remembers us and as a reminder to others that Kismet is off limits to thieves. In a drive around the village we talked to a number of locals to spread the news of what was stolen and to announce a reward for the return of everything. The last guy we talked to says the guy tried to sell him Conan’s car jack last night and described the additional tools that were inside the case. He also saw 1 rod/reel and the spear. He said the guy wanted BZ$10 for the jack (that cost Conan US$50) but the guy we talked to didn’t buy it. He says the guy lives in Dangriga and vows to get the stuff back. And he doesn’t want the reward. That will probably change though. We’ll see… UPDATE: Tuesday 3/22 we went into the Dangriga police station to make our report. As soon as we told them the purp’s name we knew that they knew him. In preparation for the visit Tricia wrote up and printed the details on her computer. I’m not sure if you remember me telling you that Belize is a very UNcomputerize country. Entry/exit and monthly visa stamp info is kept in large ledgers, not on computer. Police stations are even lower in the list for modernization. We’ve been in to report earlier thefts and the cops couldn’t take our report because, now get this, they didn’t have paper to write it on! So we went prepared for that by printing out the report so they would have a copy. Well, this time they had a pad so the desk officer proceeded to write, in long hand, the report directly from the printed page. That took an hour. Meanwhile we were able to take 2 other officers in Conan’s van for a drive by of the purp’s house so that they knew where he lived for whenever they decided to bring him in. If he was there as we passed by they were ready to pick him up, again using Conan’s van as transport. We still haven’t heard if he’s been questioned yet…

Frank returned to Kismet from his side trip to Caye Caulker the other day and brought 5 new guests with him. One was George, from Hamburg Germany, who he'd met on Caulker. He also had 2 very funny, and very friendly Polish women, Zofia and Kasha (Kasha actually lives in Brooklyn NY), plus 2 others whose names I’ve forgotten. George finally left us today (Monday 3/28) to head down to Panama to meet up with a friend and then fly back to Germany. He’s another of those guests we hate to see go and he actually rescheduled his leaving us twice to fish the reef and just because he didn’t want to leave us. Frank will be with us for about 3 weeks before he has to go home and back to his job. We keep trying to talk him into "pulling a Conan" (cancelling his flight and staying forever!) but, as much as he'd like to, can't.

We did a reef fishing/snorkeling trip in Saturday 3/26 and had a great time. We actually picked the best of 3 days to go out too. The sea was nice and smooth. Frank, George, Tricia, Conan and I made up the party. While we were still in the marina George tried unsuccessfully to board the boat as it was drifting away from the dock. He fell into the water and lost a US$400 pair of sun glasses. He and Conan tried to find them but couldn’t. We headed directly to Bread&Butter and Conan and George stayed to snorkel while Frank and I went to troll. Fishing was pretty slow. We did lose a lot of bait, well actually had ½ the bait taken by short strikes until we went back to Bread&Butter. Then my old friend the 6ft tarpon struck my line again. He made a couple of really spectacular twisting jumps before he straightened out my hook and swam away. And, like the 1st time I hooked him, Tricia didn’t have the camera ready so there’s no photographic evidence. Frank and I did manage to boat 2 Crevalle jacks and Patrick, the captain boated a nice mutton snapper which he gave to us. We pulled into the marina and Conan tried again to find George’s glasses. He dove for about 15 or 20 minutes without finding them Tricia enlisted the help of a couple of local men sitting on the dock. One of them found George’s glasses in about 10 minutes. We were really shocked because we thought that the tide and boat prop wash would have pushed them either downriver or into deeper water. They were about 10 feet further into the river but right near where they were lost. Hopefully our next trip out to the reef will be in Conan’s new boat.

Playing cards took over Kismet the past few nights. While I missed the 1st night I joined in the next couple. The favorite game was called “shithead” and was introduced to us from Germany by George. The last one with cards in their hand was the shithead. It’s a very fun game. Even Elvis followed along and did well. Now that George is gone things will probably go back to normal though. I had suggested a movie night, with Geo selecting the movie, but he preferred cards so that’s what we did.

I’ve booked a trip to Orlando from May 25th through June 15th to see my daughter Carrie finally make her confirmation. She’s chosen the name Josephine for her confirmation name, as her name when she becomes a nun will be Sister Mary Josephine.

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Monday, March 14, 2011

More chickens and great guests.



Tricia and Kismet Inn now have a new website compliments of our friend Kenny (he stayed here a few weeks ago). It’s:
http://kismetinn.cipherblue.com. He is a web designer, among other things, and promised her that he would build a site and host it on his server and he has done her proud. Please take a look. And, thanks so much Kenny!!!

Tricia had ordered 6 Polish hens from Father Dominic (the pastor of Holy Redeemer R.C. in Dangriga) a while ago and yesterday, Friday 3/4, 4 of them were delivered to Kismet. Father Dominic raises and sells all kinds of fowl including turkeys, ducks, geese, and chickens to supplement the church’s income. It’s pretty meager here so the sale of the birds helps support the church. Anyway, Tricia and Ron played with them for a while then she tucked them away in the chicken coop in a cardboard box, turned on its side, or so she thought. We were sure that her dogs couldn’t get to them because the fence is too high. She also plugged a few hole that we thought they could escape through, so thought they would be safe for the night. When I came back from fishing I went out to check on them, thinking I would find them wandering around in the small coop yard. It was strangely quiet so I went into the yard and looked inside the coop. One dead hen outside the box, one dead inside the box, and 2 missing. I woke Tricia up and told her. We looked for the other 2, hoping to find them wandering in the trees to the right of the coop yard but we didn’t find anything. We found the 3rd one up on the deck next to her door. No sign of the 4th one. We think it was a Coatimundi that did the damage, Later that morning Ron looked out the kitchen window and saw that Xanadu had dug a hole near the bushes separating the underneath courtyard from the parking lot and had placed the chicken in the hole and was about to bury it. He ran out and rescued a terror stricken hen, placing it back in the box and brought it up to the kitchen. It was shaking like a leaf and we could only imagine that it was from being carried off by and nearly killed. After a few hours it was almost as good as new, wandering around it’s box. Tricia said we needed a good name for it so I suggested Frances, after Francis of Assisi the patron saint of animals. She liked it so that’s the hen’s name now. Tricia was still waiting for 2 more (her original order was for 6) and she is ordered a couple more to replace the ones killed. She also moved them to a more secure area, namely the dog house, and surrounded it with a tarp, thinking that it would keep any animal out. Wrong!!! The next day (Mon 3/7) all but one of the new chickens are dead and Frances is missing and presumed dead as well. So today, Tues 3/8, Conan and I took a ride into Dangriga and bought 4 more. Tricia has been locking them in her apartment at nigh. So far, so good!

Conan finally bought his own fishing rod and spinning reel on Tuesday 3/8. Not that I minded his using my stuff but he finally admitted that he is hooked on fishing. We spent about an hour in Uncle Harry’s Hardware in Dangriga talking fishing with Harry and looking at components. Conan finally settled on a twin of my boat/lagoon rod and a medium weight spinning reel. It took 4 trips to the lagoon before he finally caught a fish on it, actually a couple of catfish, and they were part of his dinner that night. He says he wants to catch a “Rich size fish” now, you know, the ones that pop up in my Facebook page or on this blog from time to time. That too will come with time and I can’t wait for it to happen. I know I’ll be there because he hasn’t been bitten as hard as me by the fishing bug and taken a trip to the lagoon on his own. We’ve been itching for a reef trip too because it’s been a couple of weeks now and his having the new rod will hasten our planning of a trip. By the way he’s Ernest Robley on Facebook if you want to friend him.

We had a famous author in our midst at Kismet and she arrived on Friday March 11the and left on Sunday. Dr. Barbara Brodman is the author of “Looking for Mister Guevara" in which she follows the path of Che Guevara through South America prior to the Cuban Revolution in 1951. She is also a professor of Latin American & Caribbean Studies at Nova Southeastern University in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. She teaches an online course from her Belize home in Spanish Lookout too. Conan has a fondness for the humanitarian side of Che (he was a medical student and travels extensively on South and Central America) and was beside himself when he found out who she was. She’s been a long time friend of Tricia and I’ve seen her a time or two at Kismet but never had the pleasure of talking to her until now. She’s a very pleasant and fun loving lady.

I don’t know what it is about burnt foods but I’m a HUGE fan. Not meats & veggies (although some veggies) but breads and cookies. And it’s been that way all my life. Maybe it’s because I came from a family of 7 kids and most of them didn’t like the burnt ones so that left more for me. Maybe it’s just because I loved the taste. But no matter, I always encouraged, you might say pleaded, with both of my wives to leave a few in a few extra minutes. Now you know cookie bakers, they want every cookie picture perfect so it was hard for them to do it. But they would do it for me anyway and I loved them for it. My favorites are chocolate chip and oatmeal but burn away any other type and I gobble them up. Tricia baked a loaf of fruit bread in the morning and some kind of dinner bread at night. Her oven’s temperature is hard to regulate so there are times when I’m able to slice off the entire bottom of the loaf and sit in charcoal heaven, enjoying every last crumb. She made oatmeal cookies a couple weeks ago and burnt a few just for me. She’s such a good friend! One of the simple pleasures in my life in paradise!

We spent the day out at the reef and Bread&Butter Caye today (Monday 3/14) snorkeling and fishing and had a wonderful time. Crystal and Henry from Calgary, Valerie from Montreal, Conan, Tricia and I made up the list. I was the only full time fisherman, as usual, and everyone else mostly snorkeled. Conan did his thing with his Hawaiian spear and brought in a scrawled filefish, an Atlantic spadefish, a Spanish grunt, and a blue stripped grunt. He trolled for a few minutes on our way back to the marina but didn’t catch anything. I caught 3 barracuda. A 13lb one that I fought for about 10 minutes and a 7 and a 2-3/4 cuda. Needless to say dinner was delicious! After feeding 8 people I still have 6 pounds left for future dinners.

We’ve had a really fun group of people staying here the past few days and, again, it’s hard to see them go. Hopefully, and really more probably, the next guests will be ones we hate to see leave. That’s one of the things I love about living here. I get to meet so many wonderful people. Goodbye to Chrystal and Henry and to Valerie, all of whom were from Canada.

And that’s the way it goes, March 14, 2011; for the Fatboy in Belize! As always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Friday, March 4, 2011

The quiet life again...








My palapa roof was finished around noon on Thursday 2/24 and I can feel the difference. It’s also about 2 feet wider than my previous one so I have more shade outside my door. On Thursday 3/3 I added a tarp to the front that now blocks all the sun that fell on the front of my trailer and I’ve dropped the inside temp by another 4 or 5 degrees. I was amazed at the difference it made! I'll have to do something to make it look better though, maybe some thatch over it. Now it’s time to start thinking about a small deck that I can put my grill on and see where the best spot is for my hammock.

We celebrated Bruce’s 62nd birthday Sunday night (2/27) with a steak and chocolate run cake ceremony. Bruce supplied the t-bone steaks and Tricia the cake and a great time was had by all! We’ve had an awful lot of rum cake lately cause by a lot of birthdays. Looks like we’re going to turn into alcoholics if this keeps up! Bruce left us March 1st to return to Old Orchard Beach Maine. We were sad to see him go once again but we know he’ll be back within a year. Bruce…the cabana will be waiting for you as will a cold Belikan beer!

I’m getting a chance to clear out my freezer of fish that I’ve stock piled. The fishing has been up and down because of the weather the past few weeks. I have caught a few snapper and catfish but nothing to write home about or big enough to toss into the freezer. It seems like we’re getting a new cold front every 2nd or 3rd day and some howling winds. We’re also not having much of a dry season. I forgot to tip my canoe on its side the other day and found about 4 inches of rain water in it from the storm last night (2/26). At least it got cleaned out. Hopefully all this will clear so I can restock my freezer with formerly hungry fish…

Tricia went to Belmopan on Friday 2/25 to be sworn in as a naturalized Belizean citizen! It only took 7 years of bureaucratic wrangling to accomplish it but now she’s a happy girl. She’ll be applying for her new passport soon…

Kismet is emptying out of the regulars and hasn’t had a new guest for almost a week now so it’s pretty quiet around here and I'm living the quiet life again. Robert, who had been here for about 3 months, left on Monday 2/28 for his home in Florida for a while. He’s the guy I told you about who bought 30 acres of farm land in Silk Grass and is in the process of having a road built and putting in concrete pillars to support a Mennonite house he’ll have built and delivered. Luke and Jen, the newlyweds, who were here for 2 months, are back at home in Canada. Hopefully we’ll get more guests between now and May 1st when high tourist season ends. Conan now has the time to find a boat and make plans for a house and me to design and build a deck under my new palapa roof. He and I are already planning our next stay on Bread&Butter Caye for sometime in March when Dwayne comes back from his farm Minnesota. We’re already looking forward to that! Too bad Tricia doesn’t have the time to come with us. She’d so love the quiet solitude.

I haven’t been fishing this past week because of the weather and the moon phase so I have no fishing tales to tell. The past few mornings I’ve been thinking about biking out to the marina to see if there are an barracuda to be caught bit something always gets in the way. I’ll try again tomorrow!

And so, it’s another day in the life of the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Here comes the bride!!!





We had a lovely beach wedding at Kismet this morning! The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the fish were swimming, well you get the picture… Luke (son of Tricia’s girlfriend Lilly) and Jennifer (his girlfriend) have been living and working at Kismet for the past couple of weeks. They hail from the Yukon in Canada. Saturday (2/19) was Jen’s birthday and Luke proposed to her. Elvis performed the ceremony. He’s a boat captain so can legally marry them. For their honeymoon they are spending a couple days in Playa Del Carmen then its back to the cold, cold Yukon to live.

After a week’s wait we finally made the trip out to the reef for fishing and snorkeling on Wed 2/16 and a grand day was had by all! I did get a pretty good sunburn though, which is unusual for me since I’m pretty tanned. I guess it’s all that staying inside because of all the rain lately. Anyway…our crew included Frank (from The Netherlands), Bruce, Conan, Tricia, and, of course, the Fatboy. Frank had been putting off his leaving because he’s been itching to fish the reef. He’s been a real trooper too because he’s fished the lagoon almost every time I’ve gone since he arrived almost 2 weeks ago and hadn’t had the opportunity to catch anything. Well today he resolved that problem! He caught the most, 3, and the biggest fish of the 3 of us. I was really happy for him. He caught the 1st fish, a 4lb jewfish; followed by Bruce with a 6lb barracuda, and that was his 1st reef fish too. When he was here last February he hooked and lost 2 barracuda but now made up for it. I got the 3rd fish, a spanish mackerel. We took turns catching, and losing, fish. If I was a baseball player I’d be making $millions because I was 2 for 4 today. Bruce pulled in a 5lb crevalle jack and Frank got a 7lb barracuda and a Spanish mackerel. I finished off the day with a gar, which was Tricia’s favorite because, “It’s so pretty!” Patrick, out boat captain finally put a line in the water as we headed back to Kismet from Bread&Butter Caye and pulled in a barracuda. Conan, who we dropped off as soon as we got to Bread&Butter, spent the day alone, snorkeling and using his new spear. He came home with an angelfish, parrotfish, and a small spanish mackerel. So we all are providing something to that night’s post fishing dinner. We’ll Tricia says the gars taste good but I had my doubts. Post dinner comment: I have to admit the gar was good. It’s a real pain to fillet though because it has the longest chest cavity I’ve ever seen in a fish and plenty of small bones.

Frank is another of those guests we will hate to see leave. He’s headed to Punta Gorda (Belize) for a day or 2 and then to Guatemala and Honduras, and maybe Nicaragua for the next 6 weeks, before returning to Kismet for a week and then home to The Netherlands. We’ve had a lot of fun with him. Hopefully he will be back. Bruce, one of the first guests I met last February, is back for 3 weeks and slid right back into the swing of things. He drove Frank to Punta Gorda and he spent the night, arriving back at Kismet about noon on Friday. Nice to Bruce back to stay for 3 weeks.

It’s been raining off and on for the past 3 days now. Some of it light drizzles and sometimes torrential down pours. We’ve had some thunder storms as well. It makes it hard to plan anything. I’ve been trying to get out to the lagoon to fish since our last reef trip but it seems that each time I get ready to go down comes the rain. As a matter of fact I’m wring my update because I’m supposed to be on my way right now (Sat at 9:30am) because the tide is just right for snapper but here I sit because it started to rain again. But then I’ve fished in rain before, and caught fish, but those times I was already there. For some reason it’s harder to get my butt in gear and bike to the lagoon when it’s already raining. I don’t know why that is. Our internet was out for 2 of the days and Conan was having web withdrawals. Friday night around 8pm he asked if I wanted to go to Thong’s to use their internet but I mentioned that since ours is out theirs might be too since we have the same provider. Another problem with the rain and t-storms is that it’s ripped some of the metal eyes out of the tarps I put over my trailer and its sagging and collecting water in a couple of places. Yesterday I heard 1 let go and in the minute that it took for me to get out there I had a 3ft bubble of water hanging right over the vent over my table where I keep my laptop. In I ran to move it and turn off the electric right alongside the table in case the bubble burst and flooded my kitchen/sitting area and ruined my laptop. Then back out to pull the tarp to let the water safely out. During the night another let go but from the sound of it it was in a safe from inside damage area so I went back to sleep. This morning I emptied the bubble. What makes me not so concerned about my new roof is that I already talked to Elvis about another thatched roof and the leaves and extra hard-stick are already cut and waiting to be delivered. I figure that 3rds the charm with my palapa roof plus it looks so much better than the tarps, more tropical. He’s doing it for US$250. So far the frame is all in place. Hopefully it will be done tomorrow (Thurs 2/24).

I don’t remember if I mentioned that Conan bought Ron’s 76 Ford Econoline van a couple of months ago. It has a yellow/brown shag carpet in back and is a sick yellow color with a rusted roof. Ron took pretty good care of it bur Belize is taking its toll on it. Since Conan has gotten it FORD has turned into fix of repair daily though. All new tires because of the crappy roads, and the drive’s floor has rusted through. He’s having a starter problem as well as a leaky automatic steering pump hose (and can’t find one to replace it). And because of the bad roads his shocks need to be replaced. On Sunday the tie rod on the driver’s side lost its bushings and is out of commission until he can get new parts. But it usually gets us every where we want to go. Now he’s in the market for a 23ft boat and 50+hp motor, an air tank compressor and dive equipment, and then a house. He’s not sure where he wants to live around here, only that wherever it is it has to have access to the sea for his boat. He’s got a new Mayan girlfriend named Adela, from Silk Grass, who is very petite and very nice too. He met her in the new bar in the marina after one of our reef fishing expeditions. With the differences in culture, and with all he has done for her and her family, he may be either engaged or married now. We’re not sure! LOL

We had a crew of 4 English people the other day, who are living in Costa Rica and own a dive shop. Nice kids. Two of the 3 guys got excited about fishing in the lagoon and came with us twice. I couldn’t get them to make the 5am session though. They are on their way back home now. A visit to their place may be in our future…

Remember Bob who took us sailing a few weeks ago. He and his wife have been back in the states for a few weeks now and we heard that his caretaker here was robbed at machete-point and the thieves took Bob’s gas generator, 15 gallons of gas, and broke the door on the sailboat looking for more goodies. On Saturday 2/19 Tricia hired Patrick (our fishing guide) to get the sailboat into Hopkins to be repaired and to keep it safe from vandals until Bob can return. Conan, Tricia, Elvis and I went along to help Patrick tow the sailboat down the narrow channel leading from Bob’s house to the lagoon (where we fish) and to the dock (up another channel in the same lagoon). While Zeppi and I were fishing up the channel to Bob’s we watched him power the sailboat out to the lagoon (he said to see if he could so it with the mast up). It wasn’t a pretty sight because the mangrove trees on either side of the channel almost form a canopy in places and he and his man had to chop their way out every time the mast got stuck. Thank God they did that because it made our task so much easier. Patrick used his 23ft boat to tow the sailboat and Conan did an excellent job steering it all the way to its new berth. All in all it took about an hour and out of it we got a nice boat trip. Sunday we found out that someone sank Bob’s power boat at the dock where we left his sail boat. For some reason there was no night security at the dock, when there should have been. We’re also hearing that there may be another story to this. It seems Bob hired someone to paint his truck and wasn’t paid the correct amount and is taking his frustrations out on Bob. Bob supposedly left sufficient amount with someone who may, or may not have given the painter what was agreed on. Stories change here from day to day so we’ll just have to wait until the real one comes out. So anyway someone is going out to Bob’s to rescue his other smaller small sailboat and bring it where the other 2 are and security will be provided for the 3 boats.

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Another day of rest...

It's actually cool here today (Sunday 2/13) and, at 11:52am CST it's all of 73 and the temp earlier this morning reached down to 68. Great sleeping weather! But it looks like another day without fishing even in the lagoon. I'm starting to go through withdrawals now. My hands are shaking. Maybe I'll have to start drinking...

Our friend Kenny left on Friday, February 11, 2011, for Belize City to meet up with his wife and child and then to head for Caye Caulker for their holiday. I know he didn’t want to leave Hopkins though because he fell in love with the place, just as we have. We all mentioned to him that he should bring them back here to experience what he has over the past 9 days and maybe his wife will fall in love with our way of life here too. When he first arrived, and Conan and I were sitting in the kitchen with him, we talked about life in Hopkins and the way things were in this country. You could see the disbelief in his eyes, that he thought we were stringing him along, telling outlandish tales to see how gullible he was. He even gave up a few, “Oh come on!” gaffs. But, in the next day or 2, you could see that he saw and experienced more and more of what we told him. While the descriptions of the people and their way of life do seem outlandish they are true and that’s what made him fall in love with our Belize and with Hopkins. So, we know he will be back because he is as hooked as we are. He is as enamored with the peace and tranquility, the laid back life style, the friendly people, and the no B.S. stress that we all felt living in the states. Not that we don’t love being U.S. citizens, and aren’t thankful for all we had, but we’ve found a way of living that brings joy to our lives. We wake up every day thinking, “Another day in paradise!” and not of the stressors that we used to live with. I’m done preaching now and just want to say how much we will miss Kenny and look forward to the day we see him walking up the drive to Kismet again. It’s another loss for Kismet, as when Chris left last month. The good ones always leave and some of then do come back to visit. They all came as guests and left as family and we will always leave a light on for their return.

Bruce came back on the 8th and it was great to see him again. It was like he never left. And he brought a new activity with him…pony horse shoes. Instead of horse shoes these are smaller, for a pony, but the game is the same. On Friday, after dropping Kenny off at the Dangriga airport, Bruce and Conan used the 22 foot string to measure for the posts and then we started practicing. Bruce lost to Frank (a new guest from Oslo, Norway who has become another of my fishing buddies) by a narrow margin and I lost to Matthew (a new guest who arrived today from Germany) by a couple points. Then Matthew and his wife Elke began tossing. Oh she was good! She’d never done it before but she had the range and accuracy to make it known that we’d have some stiff competition. Maybe we’ll wait for them to leave to start the tourney…

Back to Frank. He’s from Oslo, Norway and arrived on Wednesday morning. He announced that he was ready to fish and that night found him at the lagoon with me. We didn’t catch anything but we did have a couple of bites though and he was hooked (no pun intended!). At 5am Thursday, and well before sun up, he was introduced to the crevalle jack run that starts at false dawn. He was there for my jewfish catch too and now he’s a firm believer that there are big fish to be had! He hasn’t caught anything yet but I know he will. There’s always the reef to look forward to too.

Saturday (2/12) was our planned snorkel/fishing trip to the reef but the weather didn’t cooperate so we rescheduled it for Sunday when the weather was supposed to clear. Sunday came and it rained even more today than yesterday. Maybe someone is telling us that we need and extra day of rest because we’re going to catch the REALLY BIG ONES when we finally get out there. Now we’re hoping that Monday is the day. We’ll see…

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

My life in Belize

Today, February 9th, is my 1 year anniversary living at Kismet Inn in Hopkins Village. I mentioned in my last update how I’ve been living in Belize for a year now and how my life and way of life have changed. I think I want to expand on that a bit so you get a sense of how both have changed and the differences between what we know as “life” in America and “life” in Belize. In my old life I enjoyed things like a car, TV, 24X7 internet access, air conditioning, hot running water, shopping in well stocked grocery and department stores, movie theaters, all the other modern conveniences that we think we have to have in order to be happy, plus enduring a lot of stress. I’m here to tell you that just ain’t true!

Since moving to Belize I’ve replaced my a/c with an 18” floor fan (my trailer does have a/c, I just choose not to use it). To help reduce the heat inside my home I have a 20X16ft cover about 2 feet over my roof. That lowers the inside temperature by 10-12 degrees fahrenheit and does make a big difference and the fan keeps me comfortable. I spend so much time outdoors that, by the time I do go in for the night, the temperature has dropped at least 10 degrees. I love it when it’s 95 and sunny and the coldest temperature I saw here this winter was 68. As you know I’m usually out before 6am to fish the lagoon every day and around 4:30 or 5 every night. I spend a couple hours a day under the sea grape trees swinging in my hammock reading and napping and enjoying the onshore breeze and, depending on when the guests are on the porch or in the kitchen, I spend time there too. So I’m not really effected by the heat inside my trailer anyway. Rainy days, and some day just for the heck of it, I do spend inside watching a movie/TV show or reading. I’ve stayed indoors 2 or 3 days, usually when no one is here, just enjoying quiet time. Tricia likes to “live like a tourist” when no one is here too and hangs in a hammock reading or lounging about. She books tours for some of the guests and even goes on them for a change of pace. Anyway, it’s nice to know there is someone around when I need to interact. She’s a really nice lady and a great friend.

My TV has been replaced with a laptop and 1-terabit external hard drive with, As of today, 669 movies/DVDs and 37 TV series, some as long as 8 years and 175 episodes. I continue to follow some of the same shows that I did in the states and have picked up on some of the new ones now running like Fringe, Men of a Certain Age, and Boardwalk Empire (HBO). Until recently I had to go to an internet café to get my email and follow all of you on Facebook. Now we have wireless internet at Kismet (and in my trailer) and I continue to download my shows and even have movies that are playing in the cinema right now. I’ve instituted “movie night” in the Kismet kitchen and show a movie of a guest’s choice at least twice a week. I also have a 500+ book collection to keep me busy.

I’ve replaced my car with a bicycle. I use the bus or get a ride when someone with a car is going out of Hopkins (usually to Dangriga). We kind of coordinate trips with each other and kick in for gas, which is now around US$5.30 a gallon. Dangriga is 20 miles away so it’s not a short or inexpensive trip. Where most U.S. homes have at least 1 car here in Belize 75% of most homes don’t have a car and rely on the bus or hitching rides. Not owning a car isn’t all that big a problem. You only have to stand on the side of the road and someone will stop and give you a ride. That even includes farm tractors with trailers, dump trucks, and semi trucks. It is completely acceptable, and really sort of expected that those with a vehicle pick people up, and, safe. The roads are nothing like what you are used to. There are 4 main highways in Belize; Northern, Western, Hummingbird, and Southern. The Northern runs from the Mexican border to Belize City, about 63 miles. The Western Highway runs from Belize City, through Belmopan (the capital), and then to San Ignacio and the Guatemala border to the west and is another 68 miles or so. The Hummingbird Highway runs from Belmopan to Dangriga, about 42 miles. Southern Highway runs from 7 miles west of Dangriga (called the “7 mile junction”) to Punta Gorda (about 15 miles from the southern border at Guatemala) and it’s about 68 miles. There isn’t a road yet to the southern end of Belize and it stops in Punta Gorda but one is being built. All roads are 1 lane paved highways with a few stretches of 2 lane. Any other road is a mixture of poorly maintained blacktop, with numerous and deep potholes, or sand and large rock graded roads. Some of the blacktop road is nothing but a 3-4 foot strip of pavement with sand/rock on either side because of rain washout. The road to Hopkins, called Hopkins Road is 4 miles of just that, as my brother Dave can attest too. After visiting here he said he would never complain about his roads again! The national speed limit is 55mph but on other than paved highway you find it difficult to drive more than 25mph. Driving them is like a drunk driving course because you use all of the road, from ditch to ditch and everywhere in between. Going anywhere takes a good deal of time.

Shopping here is like shopping in pre-20th century. I shop multiple grocery stores (nothing like you would be familiar with and not even to a 7-11 standard) and market stands to maybe find 1/3 of the fruits and veggies that I so enjoyed in the states. Except for a few grocery stores in the cities and bigger towns most are the size of a gas station food mart but not as well lit. All the grocery stores and most of the restaurants are owned by the Chinese (from mainland China). In our stores you will find a limited selection of any product, and not anywhere near the variety of a U.S. store and, for instance, have only 5 to 8 brands of cereal, 6 or 7 types of bread (mostly white and wheat). Candy? All chocolate (mostly small, and VERY expensive, Cadbury bars) is kept in the cooler and the other candy consist of bags of individually wrapped fruit flavored drops, and not very good tasting. Cookies are plentiful though. Seeing an American candy or cereal aisle, or just a grocery store in general, would send Belizeans into shock at the quantity and variety of products. For soft drinks Belize has only Coke products (Coke, Sprite, and Fanta) and a local brand called “Old Time Lemonade” that comes in 8 different flavors including my favorite, root beer. There is also bottled coconut water (just what you think it is!) and various juices and juice mixtures. One thing about soda pop here is that it tastes so much better than in the U.S. because they use cane sugar instead of corn syrup. It’s also one of the reasons that this country is diabetic, and where the number 1 cause of death is diabetes related health issues. For you beer drinkers there are only 5 different beers: Belikan, Belikan stout, Lighthouse, Red Stripe, and Guinness and that’s it! Doritos and Lays brand chips are US$5-6 for a 10oz bag but there are some cheaper local brands to be had. Around the store you’ll find 5 gallon buckets on the floor, and not refrigerated, each with a different kind of meat: chicken feet, pig ears, pig snouts, and pig tails. They are a big part of the daily meal here because they are cheap. Hellman’s mayo, my favorite, is US$5 a jar for what you pay US$2.50 and sometimes find 2-for-1 (Publix in FL is good a good place for that) and you’ll always find a jar or 2 in my luggage when I come back from the states. Staples like rice, red and black beans, flour and cornmeal are bought in in 50lb bags and are dispensed by the grocer in 1 to 5 pound plastic bags that they fill. As you would image the staples are pretty inexpensive. And weights are guesstimates. Their scales are not certified by any government organization and you will find what is supposed to be a 1lb package to be anywhere from ¾ to 1-1/4 pounds, and usually under weight, not over. In the states it has to be at least 1lb and never under or we scream that we are being cheated. Ziploc bags are very dear at US$7-8 for the small package. I’m still working on the supply that I brought from the states and I wash mine and use them until they break. There is a limited supply of fresh veggies in Hopkins, with a larger supply in the market place in Dangriga. Celery, onions, and potatoes are usually US$1.25lb and tomatoes between US$1 and $1.50 a pound. Water melon is 75 cents per pound. Pineapples are US$1.25 each, oranges (6-8) and banana (8) for 50 cents because they are locally grown. Cantaloupes and grapes are US$3 a pound. I paid US$2.50 for 3 ears of corn the other day and they are not as sweet as what we are used to in the states. Local veggies are cheaper and just as good. The can veggies are around US$2 or $2.50 each for 12 ounces. So you live with what is seasonally available because there is no such thing as frozen veggies. For the most part the normal Belize diet doesn’t include fresh veggies (mainly because of the high cost), another reason for their health issues. I eat a lot of veggies and buy 1 big piece of fruit a week, plus pick whatever fruit is ripe at the time from local trees so that I am eating healthy. Dish detergent and laundry soap are pretty expensive too unless you buy the local stuff, which leaves something to be desired. US$25 for a gallon of Tide is what I saw in the grocers today. Thank God I’m only supporting myself, so my food costs are reasonable. I reduce my costs by fishing and I eat fish 4-5 times a week. It’s a good thing I love it! Meat and shrimp are reasonably priced but the beef is a bit on the tough side. I miss a good pork or beef hotdog though (so chili cheese and Chicago dogs are always on my “must eat” list when I go back to Orlando) because all they sell are chicken dogs and I miss pork spare ribs because they are very hard to find. But I can make a pretty mean hamburger and my menu, even though filled with a lot of seafood, has a nice variety to it because of the spices and sauces that I use. Dinner tonight was a “shrimp boil” with Old Bay seasoned steamed shrimp, red potatoes, onions, and corn-on-the-cob… Yummy!!!

Restaurants here are mainly small buildings, mostly with outside seating, or small street-side stands with no seating. There is not one restaurant here that would pass a U.S. health inspection but I have yet to be sick eating from any of them. Unless you’ve eaten in a 3rd world country you’d probably cringe when you saw them, and wouldn’t even stop at most of them. I’ve never been sick though and you learn which one have bad reps and stay away from them. The favorite meal in the Chinese stores is “fry chicky”. US$3 for a ¼ chicken and fries and it’s pretty darn good. You can get a US$6 portion (1/2 a chicken) too. The rest of the menu is Chinese food but not like the quality and taste you are used to. They have trouble getting Chinese cabbage, pea pods, and baby corn so the substitute it with stir fried cucumber and other local veggies. Depending on what meat, or vegetarian style, you order you can spend anywhere from US$4 to US$8 per plate. The portions are pretty substantial though. Egg rolls are unheard of except in Belize City. The Belizean eateries serve fried stewed, or BBQ food with red beans and rice and sometimes a little cole slaw. Popular meats are beef, chicken, and fish and in some places you will find locally killed animals like the Gibnut (basically a rodent) which is pretty good tasting. Street vendors also sell hotdogs (chicken dogs), tacos, and meat pies and are usually 1 or 2 for US 50 cents. I eat the meat pies and tacos quite a bit when I’m on the run. Buses will stop along all of the highways near a vendor and allow you to get off to buy something, and frequently vendors will board the bus and ride for several stops selling food. In the northern towns you will find more Mexican food available due to proximity.

Hopkins Village is classified as a fishing village. We jokingly call it is a “drinking village with a small fishing problem” because the majority of the day and night you’ll find the local men gathered around bottles of “bitters”, local rum, and beer. The village population about 95% Garifuna black with the other 5% being Mayan, Spanish (other Central American countries but mostly Guatemala) and less than 1% expat American, Canadian and Europeans. We don’t feel out of place though. It’s a very friendly village and you are greeted by the locals every day as you walk or bike. There isn’t much in the way of political correctness here either. You’ll hear the Garifuna calling to the Chinese by yelling “Hey Chinaman!”. The “n” word isn’t used by anyone and you don’t feel like anything other than a villager once you’ve been accepted as something other than a tourist. The tourists that you talk to speak of how friendly and received they feel here and are not afraid to walk the Hopkins streets late at night. That’s not to say that you won’t get robbed but if it happens it’s almost always not a local. Because the evenings here are cooler than the daytime you’ll find the streets crowded, with friends and neighbors walking, standing and sitting all along the streets, talking and enjoying the coolness and the front doors and windows on all of the houses are wide open to catch the breeze. Almost all of the schools are religious based, with only a few being government run. And they are expensive. It costs a family around US$75-100 a year plus books and uniforms. Now that doesn’t sound like much money but the typical Belizean, when they can find a job, earns around US$15 a day. In most families the woman doesn’t work, unless she finds a job as a cook or maid in a resort or cooks/bakes food to sell in the street. Unemployment in the villages is probably around 75% and there is no unemployment compensation. So the men look for day jobs trimming vegetation with a machete on someone’s property or doing construction work. And then there is fishing with a net and/or hand line.

Houses, for the most part, at least in Hopkins and other villages I’ve been to, are poorly built and also would not pass any U.S. electric, plumbing, or structural inspections. Three quarters of the homes are build with wood and have a tin roof. Since the wood here shrinks quite a bit there are chinks in most walls and floors which you can see out of/into and sweep sand through when cleaning the floor. No glass windows and fully half have no screens either. Windows are closed with a wooden louvered shutter. Cinder block houses aren’t much better, except those built for foreigners at much greater expense. The cinder blocks are made in the yard they are sold from and use sand and salt water so they crush very easily. Early on I bought a few thinking I could use them under my trailer’s leveling jacks. Mistake number 1 because I crushed them as soon as I put any weight on them. I resorted to the treated wood blocks that I brought with me, which have withstood the weather and termites here so far. Many of the Mayans live in family groups in palmetto wood and thatch roof houses. Actually they have 3 buildings, 1 for sleeping and may be a communal room or partitioned into 2 or 3 depending on how many married couples and children live in the home, a separate kitchen building consisting of just a thatch roof, and maybe a separate semi-walled and thatched building to sit in. Many times the kitchen building serves both purposes. The sleeping quarters almost always has a sand floor and home built beds and/or hammocks are used. My trailer is a palace compared to many of the houses here! I have windows with screens and have taped no-see’um screen (tighter mesh for very small bugs) so I am pretty much bug free. I do get ants though but at least I’m comfortable on the buggy days and nights. As for the foreigners they have houses you see on “House Hunters International” and range anywhere from US$250,000 to over a million and make you drool when you pass them. Me, I’m happy and comfortable in Casa Del Mar 13 and have no thoughts of property ownership.

I do find it very peaceful and stress free here so I really don’t really miss all my former creature comforts. It’s a trade-off that I gratefully make. I’m living in paradise and won’t move from here unless I suffer some severe medical issue. I do keep up with my meds and take a good multi-vitamin every day to help keep me healthy. My meds here are so much cheaper than in the states and I can buy everything over the counter and without a prescription. You can buy antibiotics and things like Xanax, Oxycontin, Klonopin, Valium and other meds like that between 50 and 75 cents US a pill without a script. The first time I bought Valium for Tricia I compared it to a drug deal. The counter person (I have no idea if she was even a pharmacist) put a plastic baggie with 10 valium into my hand and took my money all in one fluid motion, just like what you see on TV. I’m still laughing about it! There is a small hospital in Dangriga and a cancer clinic in an old house. There is a clinic here in Hopkins, that I haven’t had a need to visit, that is pretty cheap, free if you are unemployed. There is no medical insurance here either. Dentists are quite good and many people come here on holiday to have their teeth worked on. You can get a full set of dentures for less than US$1000 and fillings for US$15. I may find out soon because I’m starting to have some trouble with a molar. I do have a medical evacuation insurance policy for anything catastrophic. It’s full boat and includes an in country flight to Belize City International, a fully equipped jet to the nearest stateside hospital, and a return flight home. Hopefully it’s something I’ll never need but to not have the policy is a sure bet that you’ll need one.

As for living on the Kismet Inn property it affords me contact with friends like the owner, Tricia, and a constant supply of guests from all over the world that keep as much of my time occupied as I want. Kismet is a rustic, some might even say it’s just a traveler-on-the-cheap/back packer inn with beach camping. The price per night is only US$12.50 (BZ$25) plus $1.25 tax for a bed and US$5 for RVs to park on her lot and for campers to pitch a tent under the trees on the beach and that’s quite a popular thing to do. Kismet is very popular with everyone from their young 20’s to retirees and hosts and international clientele. Many are traveling their way through Mexico and Central America and some even journeying around the world. Breakfast and lunch are US$5.50 with dinner at US$11, unless you choose lobster which runs about US$16. She is famous for her twice daily fresh baked breads (something with fruit in the morning and garlic or other types of breads for dinner) and I do enjoy a slice when I sit with the guests at breakfast and after my dinner. She serves around 7pm every night but for me that’s too late because of my acid reflux which causes me to eat around 4, just before my evening fishing (actually I’ve always liked eating dinner in the late afternoon anyway). Tricia is a very good cook and you don’t leave her table hungry. I eat with her and the guest a couple times a month and whenever we go on a reef fishing trip and especially when she makes eggplant parmesan. As for the rooms she has 1 private cabana (called the “culture house” as it is built with old style Belize materials and a thatched roof. It’s the most popular even though it doesn’t have a view of the beach) with a small kitchen and half bath that has a full bed and loft with another; a small private room, under the building and to the left as you are facing from the sea, with full size bed with half bath; 2 connected rooms on the right side that share a half bath (one has a full bed the other a full and single). Upstairs on the main floor she has a room on the left that, as you walk in, has 2 single beds and a sitting area, 2 private rooms with full beds, and a half bath. None of the rooms have windows but do have screens. But then none of the rooms are sealed very well so all beds have a mosquito net. A trick here is to put a floor fan at the end of your bed at night and the moving air keeps the mosquitoes and other bugs away. (I do that too but only to give me a breeze since I don’t usually have bugs.) She has 2 shared showers, one under the building to the right that uses a conch shell as a shower head and is cool water only. The other is open to the stars and is behind the culture house. A few months ago Tricia installed an in-line butane heater and offers hot showers for US$2.50 (to offset the cost of the butane) and which has become quite popular in the cooler months. Me, I prefer the outdoor shower but don’t turn on the heat because, after showering with cool water for so long, find the water too hot for my delicate skin. Every once in a while though…

About Tricia, she’s lived all around the U.S. and Caribbean before moving to Belize 12 years ago or so. She’s owned restaurants and clubs in Connecticut, New York City, and Harlem. She’s been married several times, including to a Belizean, and has kids in the northeast. And, she’s a great cook…

I’m in email, blog, and website contact with quite a few new friends and some return time and time again. One of the 1st guest friends I made when I 1st moved here is Bruce from Maine. He arrived last night and will be here for 3 weeks. So, I’m never lonely, never bored, and always invigorated by interaction with everyone who shows up here. I’ve turned quite a few people on to fishing, both in the lagoon and reef trips, even causing some of them to go out and buy fishing equipment of their own. It’s fun to see someone open up and enjoy something that I’ve enjoyed my entire life. My brother Dave has been my only visitor so far but cousin Jodi from Everett, WA and cousin Bobbie Jean and her husband Charlie in Phoenix, AZ are talking about visiting me this year. All of you are more than welcome to come down for a visit to enjoy what Belize has to offer. There is something for everyone from eco tours to rainforest and mountain hikes to the waterfalls climbs; cave tubing; Mayan ruin tours in at least 10 sites; sailing, boating, scuba diving, snorkeling and fishing on the 2nd biggest coral reef in the world, and just plain laying in the sun. And, maybe like my friend Conan, you’ll cancel your trip home and look for a place to live here! (He’s looking for a boat, scuba air compressor, and a home in that order.) You just never know!

Anyway…that’s my life in paradise. I know many of you couldn’t live a simplistically as I do, or as far away from family and friends. It’s definitely not for everyone but it is for me.

And so, life in paradise goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!