Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Here comes the bride!!!





We had a lovely beach wedding at Kismet this morning! The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the fish were swimming, well you get the picture… Luke (son of Tricia’s girlfriend Lilly) and Jennifer (his girlfriend) have been living and working at Kismet for the past couple of weeks. They hail from the Yukon in Canada. Saturday (2/19) was Jen’s birthday and Luke proposed to her. Elvis performed the ceremony. He’s a boat captain so can legally marry them. For their honeymoon they are spending a couple days in Playa Del Carmen then its back to the cold, cold Yukon to live.

After a week’s wait we finally made the trip out to the reef for fishing and snorkeling on Wed 2/16 and a grand day was had by all! I did get a pretty good sunburn though, which is unusual for me since I’m pretty tanned. I guess it’s all that staying inside because of all the rain lately. Anyway…our crew included Frank (from The Netherlands), Bruce, Conan, Tricia, and, of course, the Fatboy. Frank had been putting off his leaving because he’s been itching to fish the reef. He’s been a real trooper too because he’s fished the lagoon almost every time I’ve gone since he arrived almost 2 weeks ago and hadn’t had the opportunity to catch anything. Well today he resolved that problem! He caught the most, 3, and the biggest fish of the 3 of us. I was really happy for him. He caught the 1st fish, a 4lb jewfish; followed by Bruce with a 6lb barracuda, and that was his 1st reef fish too. When he was here last February he hooked and lost 2 barracuda but now made up for it. I got the 3rd fish, a spanish mackerel. We took turns catching, and losing, fish. If I was a baseball player I’d be making $millions because I was 2 for 4 today. Bruce pulled in a 5lb crevalle jack and Frank got a 7lb barracuda and a Spanish mackerel. I finished off the day with a gar, which was Tricia’s favorite because, “It’s so pretty!” Patrick, out boat captain finally put a line in the water as we headed back to Kismet from Bread&Butter Caye and pulled in a barracuda. Conan, who we dropped off as soon as we got to Bread&Butter, spent the day alone, snorkeling and using his new spear. He came home with an angelfish, parrotfish, and a small spanish mackerel. So we all are providing something to that night’s post fishing dinner. We’ll Tricia says the gars taste good but I had my doubts. Post dinner comment: I have to admit the gar was good. It’s a real pain to fillet though because it has the longest chest cavity I’ve ever seen in a fish and plenty of small bones.

Frank is another of those guests we will hate to see leave. He’s headed to Punta Gorda (Belize) for a day or 2 and then to Guatemala and Honduras, and maybe Nicaragua for the next 6 weeks, before returning to Kismet for a week and then home to The Netherlands. We’ve had a lot of fun with him. Hopefully he will be back. Bruce, one of the first guests I met last February, is back for 3 weeks and slid right back into the swing of things. He drove Frank to Punta Gorda and he spent the night, arriving back at Kismet about noon on Friday. Nice to Bruce back to stay for 3 weeks.

It’s been raining off and on for the past 3 days now. Some of it light drizzles and sometimes torrential down pours. We’ve had some thunder storms as well. It makes it hard to plan anything. I’ve been trying to get out to the lagoon to fish since our last reef trip but it seems that each time I get ready to go down comes the rain. As a matter of fact I’m wring my update because I’m supposed to be on my way right now (Sat at 9:30am) because the tide is just right for snapper but here I sit because it started to rain again. But then I’ve fished in rain before, and caught fish, but those times I was already there. For some reason it’s harder to get my butt in gear and bike to the lagoon when it’s already raining. I don’t know why that is. Our internet was out for 2 of the days and Conan was having web withdrawals. Friday night around 8pm he asked if I wanted to go to Thong’s to use their internet but I mentioned that since ours is out theirs might be too since we have the same provider. Another problem with the rain and t-storms is that it’s ripped some of the metal eyes out of the tarps I put over my trailer and its sagging and collecting water in a couple of places. Yesterday I heard 1 let go and in the minute that it took for me to get out there I had a 3ft bubble of water hanging right over the vent over my table where I keep my laptop. In I ran to move it and turn off the electric right alongside the table in case the bubble burst and flooded my kitchen/sitting area and ruined my laptop. Then back out to pull the tarp to let the water safely out. During the night another let go but from the sound of it it was in a safe from inside damage area so I went back to sleep. This morning I emptied the bubble. What makes me not so concerned about my new roof is that I already talked to Elvis about another thatched roof and the leaves and extra hard-stick are already cut and waiting to be delivered. I figure that 3rds the charm with my palapa roof plus it looks so much better than the tarps, more tropical. He’s doing it for US$250. So far the frame is all in place. Hopefully it will be done tomorrow (Thurs 2/24).

I don’t remember if I mentioned that Conan bought Ron’s 76 Ford Econoline van a couple of months ago. It has a yellow/brown shag carpet in back and is a sick yellow color with a rusted roof. Ron took pretty good care of it bur Belize is taking its toll on it. Since Conan has gotten it FORD has turned into fix of repair daily though. All new tires because of the crappy roads, and the drive’s floor has rusted through. He’s having a starter problem as well as a leaky automatic steering pump hose (and can’t find one to replace it). And because of the bad roads his shocks need to be replaced. On Sunday the tie rod on the driver’s side lost its bushings and is out of commission until he can get new parts. But it usually gets us every where we want to go. Now he’s in the market for a 23ft boat and 50+hp motor, an air tank compressor and dive equipment, and then a house. He’s not sure where he wants to live around here, only that wherever it is it has to have access to the sea for his boat. He’s got a new Mayan girlfriend named Adela, from Silk Grass, who is very petite and very nice too. He met her in the new bar in the marina after one of our reef fishing expeditions. With the differences in culture, and with all he has done for her and her family, he may be either engaged or married now. We’re not sure! LOL

We had a crew of 4 English people the other day, who are living in Costa Rica and own a dive shop. Nice kids. Two of the 3 guys got excited about fishing in the lagoon and came with us twice. I couldn’t get them to make the 5am session though. They are on their way back home now. A visit to their place may be in our future…

Remember Bob who took us sailing a few weeks ago. He and his wife have been back in the states for a few weeks now and we heard that his caretaker here was robbed at machete-point and the thieves took Bob’s gas generator, 15 gallons of gas, and broke the door on the sailboat looking for more goodies. On Saturday 2/19 Tricia hired Patrick (our fishing guide) to get the sailboat into Hopkins to be repaired and to keep it safe from vandals until Bob can return. Conan, Tricia, Elvis and I went along to help Patrick tow the sailboat down the narrow channel leading from Bob’s house to the lagoon (where we fish) and to the dock (up another channel in the same lagoon). While Zeppi and I were fishing up the channel to Bob’s we watched him power the sailboat out to the lagoon (he said to see if he could so it with the mast up). It wasn’t a pretty sight because the mangrove trees on either side of the channel almost form a canopy in places and he and his man had to chop their way out every time the mast got stuck. Thank God they did that because it made our task so much easier. Patrick used his 23ft boat to tow the sailboat and Conan did an excellent job steering it all the way to its new berth. All in all it took about an hour and out of it we got a nice boat trip. Sunday we found out that someone sank Bob’s power boat at the dock where we left his sail boat. For some reason there was no night security at the dock, when there should have been. We’re also hearing that there may be another story to this. It seems Bob hired someone to paint his truck and wasn’t paid the correct amount and is taking his frustrations out on Bob. Bob supposedly left sufficient amount with someone who may, or may not have given the painter what was agreed on. Stories change here from day to day so we’ll just have to wait until the real one comes out. So anyway someone is going out to Bob’s to rescue his other smaller small sailboat and bring it where the other 2 are and security will be provided for the 3 boats.

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Another day of rest...

It's actually cool here today (Sunday 2/13) and, at 11:52am CST it's all of 73 and the temp earlier this morning reached down to 68. Great sleeping weather! But it looks like another day without fishing even in the lagoon. I'm starting to go through withdrawals now. My hands are shaking. Maybe I'll have to start drinking...

Our friend Kenny left on Friday, February 11, 2011, for Belize City to meet up with his wife and child and then to head for Caye Caulker for their holiday. I know he didn’t want to leave Hopkins though because he fell in love with the place, just as we have. We all mentioned to him that he should bring them back here to experience what he has over the past 9 days and maybe his wife will fall in love with our way of life here too. When he first arrived, and Conan and I were sitting in the kitchen with him, we talked about life in Hopkins and the way things were in this country. You could see the disbelief in his eyes, that he thought we were stringing him along, telling outlandish tales to see how gullible he was. He even gave up a few, “Oh come on!” gaffs. But, in the next day or 2, you could see that he saw and experienced more and more of what we told him. While the descriptions of the people and their way of life do seem outlandish they are true and that’s what made him fall in love with our Belize and with Hopkins. So, we know he will be back because he is as hooked as we are. He is as enamored with the peace and tranquility, the laid back life style, the friendly people, and the no B.S. stress that we all felt living in the states. Not that we don’t love being U.S. citizens, and aren’t thankful for all we had, but we’ve found a way of living that brings joy to our lives. We wake up every day thinking, “Another day in paradise!” and not of the stressors that we used to live with. I’m done preaching now and just want to say how much we will miss Kenny and look forward to the day we see him walking up the drive to Kismet again. It’s another loss for Kismet, as when Chris left last month. The good ones always leave and some of then do come back to visit. They all came as guests and left as family and we will always leave a light on for their return.

Bruce came back on the 8th and it was great to see him again. It was like he never left. And he brought a new activity with him…pony horse shoes. Instead of horse shoes these are smaller, for a pony, but the game is the same. On Friday, after dropping Kenny off at the Dangriga airport, Bruce and Conan used the 22 foot string to measure for the posts and then we started practicing. Bruce lost to Frank (a new guest from Oslo, Norway who has become another of my fishing buddies) by a narrow margin and I lost to Matthew (a new guest who arrived today from Germany) by a couple points. Then Matthew and his wife Elke began tossing. Oh she was good! She’d never done it before but she had the range and accuracy to make it known that we’d have some stiff competition. Maybe we’ll wait for them to leave to start the tourney…

Back to Frank. He’s from Oslo, Norway and arrived on Wednesday morning. He announced that he was ready to fish and that night found him at the lagoon with me. We didn’t catch anything but we did have a couple of bites though and he was hooked (no pun intended!). At 5am Thursday, and well before sun up, he was introduced to the crevalle jack run that starts at false dawn. He was there for my jewfish catch too and now he’s a firm believer that there are big fish to be had! He hasn’t caught anything yet but I know he will. There’s always the reef to look forward to too.

Saturday (2/12) was our planned snorkel/fishing trip to the reef but the weather didn’t cooperate so we rescheduled it for Sunday when the weather was supposed to clear. Sunday came and it rained even more today than yesterday. Maybe someone is telling us that we need and extra day of rest because we’re going to catch the REALLY BIG ONES when we finally get out there. Now we’re hoping that Monday is the day. We’ll see…

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

My life in Belize

Today, February 9th, is my 1 year anniversary living at Kismet Inn in Hopkins Village. I mentioned in my last update how I’ve been living in Belize for a year now and how my life and way of life have changed. I think I want to expand on that a bit so you get a sense of how both have changed and the differences between what we know as “life” in America and “life” in Belize. In my old life I enjoyed things like a car, TV, 24X7 internet access, air conditioning, hot running water, shopping in well stocked grocery and department stores, movie theaters, all the other modern conveniences that we think we have to have in order to be happy, plus enduring a lot of stress. I’m here to tell you that just ain’t true!

Since moving to Belize I’ve replaced my a/c with an 18” floor fan (my trailer does have a/c, I just choose not to use it). To help reduce the heat inside my home I have a 20X16ft cover about 2 feet over my roof. That lowers the inside temperature by 10-12 degrees fahrenheit and does make a big difference and the fan keeps me comfortable. I spend so much time outdoors that, by the time I do go in for the night, the temperature has dropped at least 10 degrees. I love it when it’s 95 and sunny and the coldest temperature I saw here this winter was 68. As you know I’m usually out before 6am to fish the lagoon every day and around 4:30 or 5 every night. I spend a couple hours a day under the sea grape trees swinging in my hammock reading and napping and enjoying the onshore breeze and, depending on when the guests are on the porch or in the kitchen, I spend time there too. So I’m not really effected by the heat inside my trailer anyway. Rainy days, and some day just for the heck of it, I do spend inside watching a movie/TV show or reading. I’ve stayed indoors 2 or 3 days, usually when no one is here, just enjoying quiet time. Tricia likes to “live like a tourist” when no one is here too and hangs in a hammock reading or lounging about. She books tours for some of the guests and even goes on them for a change of pace. Anyway, it’s nice to know there is someone around when I need to interact. She’s a really nice lady and a great friend.

My TV has been replaced with a laptop and 1-terabit external hard drive with, As of today, 669 movies/DVDs and 37 TV series, some as long as 8 years and 175 episodes. I continue to follow some of the same shows that I did in the states and have picked up on some of the new ones now running like Fringe, Men of a Certain Age, and Boardwalk Empire (HBO). Until recently I had to go to an internet café to get my email and follow all of you on Facebook. Now we have wireless internet at Kismet (and in my trailer) and I continue to download my shows and even have movies that are playing in the cinema right now. I’ve instituted “movie night” in the Kismet kitchen and show a movie of a guest’s choice at least twice a week. I also have a 500+ book collection to keep me busy.

I’ve replaced my car with a bicycle. I use the bus or get a ride when someone with a car is going out of Hopkins (usually to Dangriga). We kind of coordinate trips with each other and kick in for gas, which is now around US$5.30 a gallon. Dangriga is 20 miles away so it’s not a short or inexpensive trip. Where most U.S. homes have at least 1 car here in Belize 75% of most homes don’t have a car and rely on the bus or hitching rides. Not owning a car isn’t all that big a problem. You only have to stand on the side of the road and someone will stop and give you a ride. That even includes farm tractors with trailers, dump trucks, and semi trucks. It is completely acceptable, and really sort of expected that those with a vehicle pick people up, and, safe. The roads are nothing like what you are used to. There are 4 main highways in Belize; Northern, Western, Hummingbird, and Southern. The Northern runs from the Mexican border to Belize City, about 63 miles. The Western Highway runs from Belize City, through Belmopan (the capital), and then to San Ignacio and the Guatemala border to the west and is another 68 miles or so. The Hummingbird Highway runs from Belmopan to Dangriga, about 42 miles. Southern Highway runs from 7 miles west of Dangriga (called the “7 mile junction”) to Punta Gorda (about 15 miles from the southern border at Guatemala) and it’s about 68 miles. There isn’t a road yet to the southern end of Belize and it stops in Punta Gorda but one is being built. All roads are 1 lane paved highways with a few stretches of 2 lane. Any other road is a mixture of poorly maintained blacktop, with numerous and deep potholes, or sand and large rock graded roads. Some of the blacktop road is nothing but a 3-4 foot strip of pavement with sand/rock on either side because of rain washout. The road to Hopkins, called Hopkins Road is 4 miles of just that, as my brother Dave can attest too. After visiting here he said he would never complain about his roads again! The national speed limit is 55mph but on other than paved highway you find it difficult to drive more than 25mph. Driving them is like a drunk driving course because you use all of the road, from ditch to ditch and everywhere in between. Going anywhere takes a good deal of time.

Shopping here is like shopping in pre-20th century. I shop multiple grocery stores (nothing like you would be familiar with and not even to a 7-11 standard) and market stands to maybe find 1/3 of the fruits and veggies that I so enjoyed in the states. Except for a few grocery stores in the cities and bigger towns most are the size of a gas station food mart but not as well lit. All the grocery stores and most of the restaurants are owned by the Chinese (from mainland China). In our stores you will find a limited selection of any product, and not anywhere near the variety of a U.S. store and, for instance, have only 5 to 8 brands of cereal, 6 or 7 types of bread (mostly white and wheat). Candy? All chocolate (mostly small, and VERY expensive, Cadbury bars) is kept in the cooler and the other candy consist of bags of individually wrapped fruit flavored drops, and not very good tasting. Cookies are plentiful though. Seeing an American candy or cereal aisle, or just a grocery store in general, would send Belizeans into shock at the quantity and variety of products. For soft drinks Belize has only Coke products (Coke, Sprite, and Fanta) and a local brand called “Old Time Lemonade” that comes in 8 different flavors including my favorite, root beer. There is also bottled coconut water (just what you think it is!) and various juices and juice mixtures. One thing about soda pop here is that it tastes so much better than in the U.S. because they use cane sugar instead of corn syrup. It’s also one of the reasons that this country is diabetic, and where the number 1 cause of death is diabetes related health issues. For you beer drinkers there are only 5 different beers: Belikan, Belikan stout, Lighthouse, Red Stripe, and Guinness and that’s it! Doritos and Lays brand chips are US$5-6 for a 10oz bag but there are some cheaper local brands to be had. Around the store you’ll find 5 gallon buckets on the floor, and not refrigerated, each with a different kind of meat: chicken feet, pig ears, pig snouts, and pig tails. They are a big part of the daily meal here because they are cheap. Hellman’s mayo, my favorite, is US$5 a jar for what you pay US$2.50 and sometimes find 2-for-1 (Publix in FL is good a good place for that) and you’ll always find a jar or 2 in my luggage when I come back from the states. Staples like rice, red and black beans, flour and cornmeal are bought in in 50lb bags and are dispensed by the grocer in 1 to 5 pound plastic bags that they fill. As you would image the staples are pretty inexpensive. And weights are guesstimates. Their scales are not certified by any government organization and you will find what is supposed to be a 1lb package to be anywhere from ¾ to 1-1/4 pounds, and usually under weight, not over. In the states it has to be at least 1lb and never under or we scream that we are being cheated. Ziploc bags are very dear at US$7-8 for the small package. I’m still working on the supply that I brought from the states and I wash mine and use them until they break. There is a limited supply of fresh veggies in Hopkins, with a larger supply in the market place in Dangriga. Celery, onions, and potatoes are usually US$1.25lb and tomatoes between US$1 and $1.50 a pound. Water melon is 75 cents per pound. Pineapples are US$1.25 each, oranges (6-8) and banana (8) for 50 cents because they are locally grown. Cantaloupes and grapes are US$3 a pound. I paid US$2.50 for 3 ears of corn the other day and they are not as sweet as what we are used to in the states. Local veggies are cheaper and just as good. The can veggies are around US$2 or $2.50 each for 12 ounces. So you live with what is seasonally available because there is no such thing as frozen veggies. For the most part the normal Belize diet doesn’t include fresh veggies (mainly because of the high cost), another reason for their health issues. I eat a lot of veggies and buy 1 big piece of fruit a week, plus pick whatever fruit is ripe at the time from local trees so that I am eating healthy. Dish detergent and laundry soap are pretty expensive too unless you buy the local stuff, which leaves something to be desired. US$25 for a gallon of Tide is what I saw in the grocers today. Thank God I’m only supporting myself, so my food costs are reasonable. I reduce my costs by fishing and I eat fish 4-5 times a week. It’s a good thing I love it! Meat and shrimp are reasonably priced but the beef is a bit on the tough side. I miss a good pork or beef hotdog though (so chili cheese and Chicago dogs are always on my “must eat” list when I go back to Orlando) because all they sell are chicken dogs and I miss pork spare ribs because they are very hard to find. But I can make a pretty mean hamburger and my menu, even though filled with a lot of seafood, has a nice variety to it because of the spices and sauces that I use. Dinner tonight was a “shrimp boil” with Old Bay seasoned steamed shrimp, red potatoes, onions, and corn-on-the-cob… Yummy!!!

Restaurants here are mainly small buildings, mostly with outside seating, or small street-side stands with no seating. There is not one restaurant here that would pass a U.S. health inspection but I have yet to be sick eating from any of them. Unless you’ve eaten in a 3rd world country you’d probably cringe when you saw them, and wouldn’t even stop at most of them. I’ve never been sick though and you learn which one have bad reps and stay away from them. The favorite meal in the Chinese stores is “fry chicky”. US$3 for a ¼ chicken and fries and it’s pretty darn good. You can get a US$6 portion (1/2 a chicken) too. The rest of the menu is Chinese food but not like the quality and taste you are used to. They have trouble getting Chinese cabbage, pea pods, and baby corn so the substitute it with stir fried cucumber and other local veggies. Depending on what meat, or vegetarian style, you order you can spend anywhere from US$4 to US$8 per plate. The portions are pretty substantial though. Egg rolls are unheard of except in Belize City. The Belizean eateries serve fried stewed, or BBQ food with red beans and rice and sometimes a little cole slaw. Popular meats are beef, chicken, and fish and in some places you will find locally killed animals like the Gibnut (basically a rodent) which is pretty good tasting. Street vendors also sell hotdogs (chicken dogs), tacos, and meat pies and are usually 1 or 2 for US 50 cents. I eat the meat pies and tacos quite a bit when I’m on the run. Buses will stop along all of the highways near a vendor and allow you to get off to buy something, and frequently vendors will board the bus and ride for several stops selling food. In the northern towns you will find more Mexican food available due to proximity.

Hopkins Village is classified as a fishing village. We jokingly call it is a “drinking village with a small fishing problem” because the majority of the day and night you’ll find the local men gathered around bottles of “bitters”, local rum, and beer. The village population about 95% Garifuna black with the other 5% being Mayan, Spanish (other Central American countries but mostly Guatemala) and less than 1% expat American, Canadian and Europeans. We don’t feel out of place though. It’s a very friendly village and you are greeted by the locals every day as you walk or bike. There isn’t much in the way of political correctness here either. You’ll hear the Garifuna calling to the Chinese by yelling “Hey Chinaman!”. The “n” word isn’t used by anyone and you don’t feel like anything other than a villager once you’ve been accepted as something other than a tourist. The tourists that you talk to speak of how friendly and received they feel here and are not afraid to walk the Hopkins streets late at night. That’s not to say that you won’t get robbed but if it happens it’s almost always not a local. Because the evenings here are cooler than the daytime you’ll find the streets crowded, with friends and neighbors walking, standing and sitting all along the streets, talking and enjoying the coolness and the front doors and windows on all of the houses are wide open to catch the breeze. Almost all of the schools are religious based, with only a few being government run. And they are expensive. It costs a family around US$75-100 a year plus books and uniforms. Now that doesn’t sound like much money but the typical Belizean, when they can find a job, earns around US$15 a day. In most families the woman doesn’t work, unless she finds a job as a cook or maid in a resort or cooks/bakes food to sell in the street. Unemployment in the villages is probably around 75% and there is no unemployment compensation. So the men look for day jobs trimming vegetation with a machete on someone’s property or doing construction work. And then there is fishing with a net and/or hand line.

Houses, for the most part, at least in Hopkins and other villages I’ve been to, are poorly built and also would not pass any U.S. electric, plumbing, or structural inspections. Three quarters of the homes are build with wood and have a tin roof. Since the wood here shrinks quite a bit there are chinks in most walls and floors which you can see out of/into and sweep sand through when cleaning the floor. No glass windows and fully half have no screens either. Windows are closed with a wooden louvered shutter. Cinder block houses aren’t much better, except those built for foreigners at much greater expense. The cinder blocks are made in the yard they are sold from and use sand and salt water so they crush very easily. Early on I bought a few thinking I could use them under my trailer’s leveling jacks. Mistake number 1 because I crushed them as soon as I put any weight on them. I resorted to the treated wood blocks that I brought with me, which have withstood the weather and termites here so far. Many of the Mayans live in family groups in palmetto wood and thatch roof houses. Actually they have 3 buildings, 1 for sleeping and may be a communal room or partitioned into 2 or 3 depending on how many married couples and children live in the home, a separate kitchen building consisting of just a thatch roof, and maybe a separate semi-walled and thatched building to sit in. Many times the kitchen building serves both purposes. The sleeping quarters almost always has a sand floor and home built beds and/or hammocks are used. My trailer is a palace compared to many of the houses here! I have windows with screens and have taped no-see’um screen (tighter mesh for very small bugs) so I am pretty much bug free. I do get ants though but at least I’m comfortable on the buggy days and nights. As for the foreigners they have houses you see on “House Hunters International” and range anywhere from US$250,000 to over a million and make you drool when you pass them. Me, I’m happy and comfortable in Casa Del Mar 13 and have no thoughts of property ownership.

I do find it very peaceful and stress free here so I really don’t really miss all my former creature comforts. It’s a trade-off that I gratefully make. I’m living in paradise and won’t move from here unless I suffer some severe medical issue. I do keep up with my meds and take a good multi-vitamin every day to help keep me healthy. My meds here are so much cheaper than in the states and I can buy everything over the counter and without a prescription. You can buy antibiotics and things like Xanax, Oxycontin, Klonopin, Valium and other meds like that between 50 and 75 cents US a pill without a script. The first time I bought Valium for Tricia I compared it to a drug deal. The counter person (I have no idea if she was even a pharmacist) put a plastic baggie with 10 valium into my hand and took my money all in one fluid motion, just like what you see on TV. I’m still laughing about it! There is a small hospital in Dangriga and a cancer clinic in an old house. There is a clinic here in Hopkins, that I haven’t had a need to visit, that is pretty cheap, free if you are unemployed. There is no medical insurance here either. Dentists are quite good and many people come here on holiday to have their teeth worked on. You can get a full set of dentures for less than US$1000 and fillings for US$15. I may find out soon because I’m starting to have some trouble with a molar. I do have a medical evacuation insurance policy for anything catastrophic. It’s full boat and includes an in country flight to Belize City International, a fully equipped jet to the nearest stateside hospital, and a return flight home. Hopefully it’s something I’ll never need but to not have the policy is a sure bet that you’ll need one.

As for living on the Kismet Inn property it affords me contact with friends like the owner, Tricia, and a constant supply of guests from all over the world that keep as much of my time occupied as I want. Kismet is a rustic, some might even say it’s just a traveler-on-the-cheap/back packer inn with beach camping. The price per night is only US$12.50 (BZ$25) plus $1.25 tax for a bed and US$5 for RVs to park on her lot and for campers to pitch a tent under the trees on the beach and that’s quite a popular thing to do. Kismet is very popular with everyone from their young 20’s to retirees and hosts and international clientele. Many are traveling their way through Mexico and Central America and some even journeying around the world. Breakfast and lunch are US$5.50 with dinner at US$11, unless you choose lobster which runs about US$16. She is famous for her twice daily fresh baked breads (something with fruit in the morning and garlic or other types of breads for dinner) and I do enjoy a slice when I sit with the guests at breakfast and after my dinner. She serves around 7pm every night but for me that’s too late because of my acid reflux which causes me to eat around 4, just before my evening fishing (actually I’ve always liked eating dinner in the late afternoon anyway). Tricia is a very good cook and you don’t leave her table hungry. I eat with her and the guest a couple times a month and whenever we go on a reef fishing trip and especially when she makes eggplant parmesan. As for the rooms she has 1 private cabana (called the “culture house” as it is built with old style Belize materials and a thatched roof. It’s the most popular even though it doesn’t have a view of the beach) with a small kitchen and half bath that has a full bed and loft with another; a small private room, under the building and to the left as you are facing from the sea, with full size bed with half bath; 2 connected rooms on the right side that share a half bath (one has a full bed the other a full and single). Upstairs on the main floor she has a room on the left that, as you walk in, has 2 single beds and a sitting area, 2 private rooms with full beds, and a half bath. None of the rooms have windows but do have screens. But then none of the rooms are sealed very well so all beds have a mosquito net. A trick here is to put a floor fan at the end of your bed at night and the moving air keeps the mosquitoes and other bugs away. (I do that too but only to give me a breeze since I don’t usually have bugs.) She has 2 shared showers, one under the building to the right that uses a conch shell as a shower head and is cool water only. The other is open to the stars and is behind the culture house. A few months ago Tricia installed an in-line butane heater and offers hot showers for US$2.50 (to offset the cost of the butane) and which has become quite popular in the cooler months. Me, I prefer the outdoor shower but don’t turn on the heat because, after showering with cool water for so long, find the water too hot for my delicate skin. Every once in a while though…

About Tricia, she’s lived all around the U.S. and Caribbean before moving to Belize 12 years ago or so. She’s owned restaurants and clubs in Connecticut, New York City, and Harlem. She’s been married several times, including to a Belizean, and has kids in the northeast. And, she’s a great cook…

I’m in email, blog, and website contact with quite a few new friends and some return time and time again. One of the 1st guest friends I made when I 1st moved here is Bruce from Maine. He arrived last night and will be here for 3 weeks. So, I’m never lonely, never bored, and always invigorated by interaction with everyone who shows up here. I’ve turned quite a few people on to fishing, both in the lagoon and reef trips, even causing some of them to go out and buy fishing equipment of their own. It’s fun to see someone open up and enjoy something that I’ve enjoyed my entire life. My brother Dave has been my only visitor so far but cousin Jodi from Everett, WA and cousin Bobbie Jean and her husband Charlie in Phoenix, AZ are talking about visiting me this year. All of you are more than welcome to come down for a visit to enjoy what Belize has to offer. There is something for everyone from eco tours to rainforest and mountain hikes to the waterfalls climbs; cave tubing; Mayan ruin tours in at least 10 sites; sailing, boating, scuba diving, snorkeling and fishing on the 2nd biggest coral reef in the world, and just plain laying in the sun. And, maybe like my friend Conan, you’ll cancel your trip home and look for a place to live here! (He’s looking for a boat, scuba air compressor, and a home in that order.) You just never know!

Anyway…that’s my life in paradise. I know many of you couldn’t live a simplistically as I do, or as far away from family and friends. It’s definitely not for everyone but it is for me.

And so, life in paradise goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

My 1 year anniversary is today...

One year ago today, February 5th I arrived in Belize. The 9th will be a year living at Kismet. I’m amazed at how much my life, and my way of life, has changed in that year. I couldn’t be happier or more content. The only thing that I would change is the chance to see all of you more…

We went sailing for Thursday (1/27) and for me it was the very 1st time in my life it was really cool! Tricia’s friend Bob (a retired archeologist), who spends his winters here in Belize with his wife (a retired doctor) picked us up off the beach in front of Kismet (we walked out in 3ft water) in his 28 footer and we took off almost directly east toward the Cayes. We never made it that far though as the wind was pretty strong and he didn’t rig full sails because of it. But we had a 4 hour sail and Tricia supplied ham sandwiches and beer. It didn’t turn me into a sailboat fiend though because it’s too labor intensive for me and it’s hard to do any fish trolling while because of the rigging all around. But I’d go again for sure. Tricia, Conan, and Chris, were all aboard and Conan, who is looking for a boat, kind of waivered over a powered fishing boat or a sailboat that he can live on. He’s back to the fishing boat though after hearing about all the maintenance that a sailboat needs.

My new sun roof is almost finished. It may not be pretty but it's functional. I brought back two 16X10 foot heavy duty, UV resistant, tarps when I came back from Orlando at Christmas. Elvis (Tricia's common-law husband) and I used the hard-stick from the palapa that I accidently pulled down when I was moving my trailer to higher ground before hurricane Richard arrived. I'm going to give it a few days to stretch before I finish tying it off. I also want to see which way the rain will run off. I set it to run in a particular direction but we know how that works! But at least I have shade again and the inside of Casa Del Mar 13 will be a little cooler now. Come down and see my new roof for yourself!

A new couple, Paul and Mae, from The Netherlands arrived on 1/28. Really nice people! Both are retired. They’ve been on the road about 5 weeks and are wrapping up their tour with a stay at Kismet. They spent the previous weeks in Guatemala and have only a few more days to spend in Belize.

We had our 2nd “Movie Nite” at Kismet and it was a success! Aya, one of our guests from Germany, picked “Mars Attacks” out of the list of the 674 movies that I have. She said she selected it because she likes Jack Nicholson. I let her chose because they are leaving to go back home to Frankfurt early Sunday. She also loved the 1st movie the other night, “Team America” so tonite’s movie was right up her alley. So it looks like Movie Nite may be a couple times a month…

I find it odd that we have 2 guest couples who stayed at Kismet the week of 1/23-29 and both of the women (Aya from Germany and Mae from The Netherlands) are psychologists. Too funny because Conan and I both admit to needing intense therapy! Sadly, since both are on holiday, and since both left on Sunday 1/30, neither held office hours and we continue to be dementedly off the wall. My major complaint at the moment is of the nightmares I have every night of marionette puppets having sex. Actually it was the sex scene between 2 team members in “Team America”. I was telling the group that I have nightmares about it
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We went on a reef fishing/snorkeling trip on Saturday 1/29 with Charlie and Aya, Mae, and Tricia. Conan didn’t make the trip because he had a bad chest cold. Our usual guide Patrick wasn’t available so we went with Mark from King Cassava. The trip almost didn’t come off. Nice boat but he sucked as a guide and captain. (Hey I think this is the 1st time I’m actually complaining about something since I’ve arrived in Belize a year ago). Tricia chose fought with Mark over the cost of the trip. She convinced him that the price she wanted to pay is the price we always pay, which it was. Charlie, Aya, and Mae were very keen on the snorkeling part and I was the only fisherman. Charlie and Aya had been yearning for a chance to go the week that they were here bit the weather was very uncooperative. Friday night at dinner Tricia said she was going to manifest good weather for Saturday and darn if it didn’t dawn sunny. The wind was a bit brisk but the waves hitting the Kismet beach were manageable. They actually picked up a bit while we motored out to our usual starting point, Bread & Butter Caye. A bad thing happened in the marina just as we were about to get underway. Aya slipped in the boat and wrenched her back. It almost looked like we were going to have to cancel but she decided to tough it out. She did get in 1 snorkel and enjoyed it. Mae and Charlie did several off the beach and enjoyed theirs too. While they snorkeled I fished. I hooked 2 small barracuda off the dock but didn’t land either. Actually I wasn’t holding out much hope of catching anything because of the bad weather that’s plagued us for the past 2 weeks but was proved wrong later. During the stop at B&B Tricia served lunch and afterward Mark suggested dropping Charlie and Mae off at the outer edge of the B&B reef and then do some trolling. So, off we went. We trolled around B&B and then headed east toward the outer reef. No luck so we decided to drop anchor and bottom fish. We caught a bunch of small snapper and grouper and 1 porgy of decent size. After about 2 hours we trolled back with Mark saying it was so he could take the snorkelers out to another spot. I had some pretty harsh criticism about Mark’s fish guiding because of 2 incidents and left it that I was pretty unhappy. I don’t know if it was because of my criticism or what but he totally ignored the 2nd snorkel. Tricia let him have it then too when she realized he was headed back to the marina. So, needless to say, he won’t be getting anymore Kismet business!

When we arrived back at Kismet we saw that a new RV had been added to the lot. Chantel and George, from France were here to visit. They have been on the road for a year and, like Simone and Frank from Germany, are on an around the world tour. They shopped their motor home to Nova Scotia and have toured the western portion of the U.S., visiting many of the national parks along their route south. They will travel through Central and South America and then head for Australia from Chile. They have an interesting website, www.girotpurdemuonde.free.fr, detailing their travels. Take a look!

We went to the reef again on Thursday 2/3 and I lost 3 really big fish. Two I got to the pier/side of the boat (both barracudas over 10 pounds) and 1 went straight to the bottom (probably a grouper) and broke my rod in half and broke the line! The 1st loss happened at the marina. A couple people told me I should have hit Patrick in the head for losing the fish by trying to yank it in when it wasn’t ready. The fish still had a lot of fight in it. Had he let me play it a bit more I’d have pulled it onto the pier. The other broke off right at the side of the boat. I did catch a nice crevalle jack though and we ate it as part of the communal “post fishing” dinner. Five us went but only 2 of us fished. Conan, Jacko, and Eva all snorkeled at Bread&Butter. John and I trolled. John was so sick though from something he ate the night before but he toughed it out and caught 2 nice jacks. We also lost a lot of short strike fish. But we all had a great time.

John and Eva are from Canada and Jacko (his real name is Kenny) is from Nashville. He’s here to visit a friend who moved to Belmopan but was too busy to spend time with him. So Kenny took a ride and found Kismet. His wife and 2-1/2 year old will meet him in Belize City in about a week and they will have a 2 week holiday. Conan, Tricia, and I regaled him with tales of life in Belize and about the Belizean people. He was shocked and amazed and laughed about all of it. He said his wife won’t believe it. So we decided to play the “what happens at Kismet stays at Kismet” jokingly telling him we were going to fix him up with a local. That’s the reason he chose the name Jacko. John and Eva are a really fun couple and we’ve all enjoyed hanging around with them. They will be here until Sunday 2/6 and then head to San Ignacio and the Mayan ruins for a week. They are another couple we are trying to talk into cancelling their flight home and staying for a while. But we know that it won’t happen. The best guests always leave… But again, they came as guests and will leave as family.

We’re all going to a Super Bowl party at The driftwood Bar and Pizza Shack on Sunday 2/6. Oliver, the owner, is making a deep fried turkey along with their normal Sunday BBQ and pizzas. It will be the 1st full football game that I’ll get to watch this year. I saw 3 quarters of one of the Bears/Vikings game before the internet went blooey. Usually it isn’t strong enough to show video or even an audio game broadcast. So I’m REALLY looking forward to it. I’d REALLY be looking forward to it if the Bears were in it. And, being a Bears fan, I have to go with Pittsburg because no Bears fan would ever root for a division foe. GO STEELERS!!!

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

General rambling...


Tuesday night (1/25) I cooked my dinner and brought it up to Tricia’s kitchen to enjoy a last meal with Hila and Chris. All of us here had been talking about various movies we’ve seen and a couple mentioned the movie “Team America” and said how funny it was. Conan had a copy on his small laptop. So I brought my laptop and flat screen monitor up and we had “movie night” in the kitchen for the 9 of us. Before the movie I was showing pictures of former Kismet guests and Conan thought it was pretty funny that, when he’d say, “Go here, go there, open this or that file” and the screen would mysteriously change or the file would open. I was sitting behind the flat screen with my laptop doing his bidding and he was telling everyone that the screen understood voice commands. Tricia made popcorn to add to the movie theatre setting and we all got our drink of choice and settled in. The movie was pretty funny. Maybe we’ll make it an ongoing thing. Maybe another guest draw for Kismet Inn?!

We see less of Conan since we got the internet. He’s not hanging around the property or sitting at the kitchen table as much as he used to. You find him laying across his bed, or sitting Indian style on the floor, pouring over his computer. I try to do as little as possible, pretending that we don’t have it. It’s hard though. I do kick off downloads of movies at night when there is less usage. Downloading uses a lot of bandwidth, which Belize Telephone doesn’t supply very well. I do check my emails at dinner time. But other than that I stay off it and try to live a normal, unwired life.

Chris resumed his travels today. He’s headed for about a week in Placentia Village (an hour or so south of here) and then Guatemala and Honduras for almost 3 months. Says we’ll see him in 3 months as he has a flight home out of Belize City. He’ll have been on the road for 5 or 6 months. It’s going to be a bit lonely for Conan and me without Chris. We’ve gotten to know, and really like, him since he’s shown up at Kismet. I know he’s sad about leaving because he said it was like family here. But he has places to see and things to do! One less fishing buddy for Conan and me too…

When we got back from Bread&Butter we were introduced to an Israeli girl named Hila, from Jerusalem, who had been here about a week or so. She’s studying to become a doctor (possibly specializing in pediatrics) and is a very nice lady. She checked in with 2 other female friends that she met in her travels, which have since moved on and are now presumed to be in Guatemala. Hila thought she would stay long enough to finish reading “Guns, Germs, And Steel” but that turned out to be a more daunting task than she first thought. She doesn’t read English easily so she only got through a few pages a day and it’s a pretty big book. Tricia told her she could take it with her if she wants to but she preferred reading it here. Sadly, Wednesday afternoon, she resumed her travels as she wants to get to Columbia (South America) before her holiday ends. She took the chicken bus to San Ignacio, in the western Belize and will take another chicken bus tomorrow into Guatemala and will visit Tikal, a big Mayan ruin complex there. The night before she left she and I stayed up WELL past our bed times so she could download some of my iTunes music. She was pretty impressed with my library but didn’t have enough storage space to take as much as she wanted. I also have a copy of her music library and will be adding it to the 962 hours of music (or 6401 songs) that I already have. Anyway…we’re really gonna miss that girl!

I just mentioned the “chicken bus” for the 1st time. It’s actually the same buses that I’ve taken all over the country. Unlike stateside city buses Belize uses Bluebird school buses for all of their internal routes. There are probably close to 6 or 7 bus companies and the all use those buses, some of which are in sorry states of repair, or disrepair as the case may be. None of them have a/c so the windows are almost always wide open, with a 50-60 mph wind blowing through it. I have seen people with live chickens, usually in some type of bag, and even a goat once when I was coming back from Corozal. You never know what will be on board! It’s the same in most 3rd world countries.

I haven’t been fishing this week because of the cold front that seems to have come to stay. It seems the fish get lock jaw when it cools off so there’s no sense in going. Chris, Conan, and I did go for a short time last night (Tues 1/25) and get nary a nibble. Not even the crabs stole our bait. The cold front should be gone in a day or 2 and we’ll start back full time again. I actually miss not going…

We got a new guest from Brazil on Sunday, Hindenburg (it really is his 1st name!), and 5 more guests yesterday (Tues 1/25). Two separate couples, Charlie and Aya from Germany and Peter and Ursula from Switzerland (all about my age), and Chris from Philly; so Kismet is pretty full again. Chris was a late arrival and came just as the movie was starting at 8:30. The Swiss couple arrived in a small RV and are camping in the parking lot near me.

Elvis and I set the posts on Tuesday for my new tarp roof and let them set for the night to let the wet sand harden. Wednesday morning we added the cross members between the 6 posts and on Thursday we’ll tie in the two 10x16 tarps. The reason for the 3rd day is because we got a hour or 2 of rain, which was a blessing because I was literally burning the bottoms of my feet standing on my trailer roof. I even had flip flops on but was burned through them. So we’ll start early Thursday morning. It’s getting hot already and the shade will be welcome relief to the inside trailer temperature.

So that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! And, as always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My Bread & Butter Caye holiday







Pictures top down: Dwayne (in window), Chris, Conan, and Fatboy.

The weather finally cleared so we headed out to Bread&Butter on Saturday 1/15 for some intense reef fishing and communing with Dwayne. Conan and I invited one of the guests, Chris from northern CA to come with us too. He’s been camping at Kismet the past week and has been fishing the lagoon with us too. Four other guests, 2 from Utah and 2 from Germany, will be headed out that way to snorkel and fish so it will be a full boat, at least on the way out. We figure to be out there 3-4 nights and will be tenting it because there isn’t enough rooms for the 3 of us. So I’m finally getting to use my tent, which I’ve dragged from Atlanta to Orlando to Belize and it’s been packed away for a year. I took it out the other day to make sure it was still usable and didn’t have anything living in it, which is and didn’t. Ya never know around here! Mice, tarantulas, scorpions, etc get into everything. We arrived at B&B around noon and, after saying hello to Dwayne and King, Conan and Chris immediately set up their sleeping quarters so they didn’t have to do it later in the dark. Conan has a 2 man tent and Chris has a camping hammock with a built in mosquito net. It’s actually pretty cool. A half hour later I had a lure in the water and immediately caught a nice barracuda. This time I came prepared with heavier tackle to try for the 6’ tarpon too that I’d lost a few months ago too, but never saw one. Fishing wasn’t very good but we had a wonderful time anyway. We did catch and spear enough to eat and to bring home a few for later dinners. I ended up sleeping in one of Dwayne’s cabins, which had a full size bed and bathroom so I was quite comfy. Conan and Chris camped out. Dwayne was with us almost the entire time and we so enjoyed his friendship and stories. He coined a new phrase too. He laughed about Conan’s cancelling his flight home and his “I’m never going back to the states” so now he (Dwayne) says he’s “going to Conan” too! King and Willie, Dwayne’s island caretakers treated us tremendously and we found out what a great cook King is. I’ve actually known King for quite a while since I’ve been to B&B on previous snorkel/fishing trips but had never met Willie. Anyway, I want to make you jealous by telling you of out dinner Tuesday night. Fresh caught lobster, stone crab, conch, and fish sautéed with King’s special spice combination, rice/beans, and salad. I can’t remember when I’ve had a tastier meal. I normally cruise right through my food but that night I REALLY took my time. Actually we ate quite well the entire time but that meal was a true standout! Enough about food now. We fished every day, and sometimes several times a day. It usually started at 5:30am on the dock and moved to one of Dwayne’s 2 boats. Conan and Chris always had snorkel gear with them and would jump over the side whenever the section of the reef looked most inviting. Conan always took a spear gun with him on the off chance he’d see something worth shooting at. Me, I stayed in the boat and fished. We trolled and dropped line in the deeper water. Like I said the fishing was nothing to write home about size-wise. Even the guides were saying how bad the fishing was. We did catch barracuda, grouper, and grunts and had fun doing it. Conan and I spent a day fishing and we also toured the Smithsonian Lab at the outer edge of the reef. We caught them between crews so there wasn’t any science going on but had a good tour none the less. We also took a trip outside the reef, where Conan did some snorkeling. He said that was the nicest place he’d seen this trip. We also watched a marlin sneak inside the reef but were too far away to chase it. The snorkeling was great, as always, right around B&B and both Conan and Chris spent many an hour with spear gun and spear pole in hand, snagging quite a few angel and parrot fish plus a few other types. They all were very good tasting! Our final day there Willie went out to check his net and found that he had caught a 6ft nurse shark, a 4 foot sun shark, and a hawksbill sea turtle. Luckily the turtle was still alive and was returned to the sea. The sharks were filleted for sale and we got a couple of pounds to take back with us and had it for dinner. The weather was very nice the entire time and we enjoyed some glassy seas. Sadly though, we had to leave. But I’m sure Conan and I will be back there sometime in the next few months. Dwayne leaves for his farm in Minnesota on the 20th to prepare for the spring planting but will be back in a month. He grows soybeans and corn and raises turkeys. He says his daughter runs the place when he’s not there.

The 2 guests from Cologne GE, Simone and Frank, have been on the road for the past 8 months. They are traveling around the world by motorcycle. They arrived at Kismet on Thursday and pitched their tent. If you’re interested in following their trip their website is http://krad-vagabunden.de and has an option to translate it into English and Spanish. It makes for some pretty interesting reading!

Enough of my rambling now. I have to set my tackle boxes and restring 2 rods up for lagoon fishing at 5am tomorrow. Chris and I did go down tonight and he caught 2 nice catfish that he threw back.

And so, life goes on for the Fatboy in Belize… As always, stay well, keep happy, and practice peace. I am!!!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

I'm sorry!

Ok, ok, so I have to clarify 1 thing and sort of apologize for 2 others. First, I said that I was not calling out to Dwayne on Bread&Butter because it seemed that they were keeping me from calling for one reason or another. Well I didn’t listen and made the call and arranged for Conan and I to be there today. I should have waited for a sign because I guess they got mad. I woke up to dreary, windy, cold rain this morning with a rough surf. So we pushed our trip off until tomorrow. It’s been cold, windy and drizzly all day today. We’ve pushed our departure to Saturday now. Next I said I was glad not to have 27X7 internet because I got my life back by not feeling tied to it like I was in the states. Today we ordered wireless internet for Kismet and it will be installed tomorrow. Conan is totally lost without it and Tricia will have another selling point for Kismet, plus she can charge for it for those not staying but wanting access. If it becomes a moneymaking proposition for her Conan and I will have to renegotiate our contract (LOL). I’ll have to pretend we don’t have it though so I don’t lose my life again although I might be able to resume my downloading of movies and TV shows again. The 3 of us will split the monthly cost of US$65 with Tricia paying the US$112.50 installation. Finally, I want to apologize to all of you whom I’ve been telling that you should move here to Belize because of the cold temps you’ve been experiencing. I think I jinxed myself because today I’m freezing! I actually have dungerees on and thought of breaking out a jacket and putting on shoes before coming to Thong’s tonight for the internet! Sad thing is that you all will hate me because it’s 72 degrees! But there is about 10 knots of wind so that makes it feel like 62. LOL!!!